thnksfrthbttfck: do you ever just hate someone so much that you want to punch them in the genitals and piss on their clothes and start a hate group dedicated to their face
geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees you couldn’t wear your own clothing
zaymmaliks: SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
the-twerk: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TOMORROW (Wednesday!!!) MARKS THE 100th DAY OF FALL OUT BOY BEING OFF HIATUS.
krawkward: theswampghoul: how much can one hint that their character is a flaming homosexual without getting a warning on neopets
suprememangas: Gruvia: GrayLu:
turnipsalad: I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
shewillbelubed: GROWING UP MEANS WATCHING ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS BREAK UP IM NO READY FOR THIS HELP
macarena-of-time: my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
grouprojects: why let drugs take over your life when the internet would do it for free
elsen-lied: SO I MAKE ONE POST ASKING YOU GUYS TO REMIND ME WHEN IT’S BEEN TWO HOURS TO TAKE MY LASAGNA OUT OF THE OVEN AND I’M NEVER ASKING YOU ALL FOR HELP AGAIN
I really do love the internet.
I often wish I had more time to sit around on the internet, even though that’s all I seem to do. Being lonely isn’t so bad with the internet around.
When I start talking about my obsessions:
sodamnrelatable: My parents: People at school: My friends: People on tumblr: via sodamnrelatable
me watching a movie: omg that was a gif
kanmeu: nintendofunclub: horse-tits: OKAY SERIOUSLY GUYS BEE MOVIE IS NOT THE WORST MOVIE THAT DREAMWORKS HAS MADE I CANT BELIEVE YOU COULD FORGET ABOUT MOTHER FUCKING WILL SMITH FISH did you just call shark tale a bad movie. at least he falls in love with another fucking fish
alyssaannfrank: lovelynobody00: I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
tobebroken-: FUCK TYRONE, YOU ARE RUINING THIS FOR THE WHOLE CLASS. REALLY TYRONE? FUCK. TYRONE, YOU ARE THE REASON THIS TEAM IS LOSING! TYRONE, MILK DOESN’T GROW ON FUCKING TREES. YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.
bluepac: “THAR SHlE BLOWS” i yell at Thar She. I’m the school bully